There should be a McFassy/Fassavoy Random Pairing generator. Just saying
(You’d best ignore me XD;;; )
The point of Brandon/Bruce is to be depressing. It’s basically two humans burning each other to the ground with their desires and problems.
I like OP’s reasoning. And I think it all comes down to what you want to get out of any given pairing.
Because this is a fucking plot bunny that would not leave me alone until I did something with it. I apologize ahead of time for typos and misspellings cause this is unbeta’d and literally wrote this in the last two hours.
This the point of view of Azazeal (Michael Fassbender’s character from Hex)